Medieval Same-Sex Unions - According to a recent article, homosexuals were getting legally hitched around 600 years ago in Europe.
Gonzales - Another one bites the dust. Rumors that Chertoff may be the replacement doesn’t sound very appealing, though.
Never-Ending Yard Sale - Our neighbor’s lawn has been covered with junk for the last few months. He initially started it when he lost the health insurance through his employer and wanted to make some extra cash. That’s understandable, but the extra traffic and the eternal eye-sore makes me wish he’d just went to work at McDonald’s.
Tiny Terror - Macy Gray loves to bite anything she can get her tiny mouth around. She’s almost impossible to hold because of it and you have to be careful where your face is or you might lose the end of your nose. A guy I work with also recently bottle-fed a kitten and said it’s doing the same thing. I don’t know if there’s a connection, but I hope she outgrows it.
P.D.A. - We had lunch at our scenic riverfront yesterday and noticed a middle-aged couple making out on a park bench. It was quite disgusting and uncomfortable to see. I don’t think anything beyond hand-holding and regular kissing should be performed by couples in public.
