More fascinating search terms from my blog stats for your reading enjoyment:
wooden spoons hurt
I’ll just take your word for it.
i feel stuck inside myself
That’s gotta hurt.
sex sounds - calling out “oh Brian”
I can totally understand that.
indian coming out stories
Just change your name to something like “Rainbow Spirit” or “Flamingo Feather” and there will be no need to explain anything.
my father is attracted to my sister
I just puked a little in my mouth.
straight but like penis
Then… you probably aren’t straight, buddy.
fighting toast pics
In the left corner we have Slightly Burnt, who will be challenging our reigning champion, Buttered Bottom.
homosexual can’t marry a woman
I know a few who could… and did.
daddys lil whore pictures
Yuck. How in the world did that bring them here?
how to tell someone your pregnant
Wearing a maternity dress on your next date will probably do the trick.
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LOL at the search terms and your comments. If I tried #3 though, I’m sure we would never be able to see each other again.
BTW, “daddy’s little whore” probably came from the post about Twinkie being in heat.
This made me laugh like crazy. You have an exciting future ahead of you as a search term commentator.
One of mine today is “blue jeans, how to wear them”. My first thought was, “one leg at a time, like everyone else”.
Oops, not Twinkie, Macy Gray. You have too many “kids” now for me to keep up with.
These are HYSTERICAL!
@ Alyson: I totally forgot about calling her that. I can’t do it anymore, since we had her insides scooped out.
@ MBMQ: You make me laugh all the time, so I’m glad I could return the favor.
@FreeFromItAll: Thank you!
It’s funny that I can remember you endering terms for your cat, but not important things at work.
@ Alyson: LOL. You remember everything, though. You should do commercials for ginkgo biloba.
Oh, LOL! Your comments were so hiliarious.
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