Words Of Wisdom From ‘The Bucket List’

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We went to see The Bucket List last night with Alyson and J. It was a very touching and heartfelt movie that left me in tears (big shock, eh?).

There was one hilarious part with Jack Nicholson where he gives his assistant some valuable advice about aging.

Three Things To Remember When Your Old

1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste a hard-on.
3. Never trust a fart.

Brilliant advice for the young and old. Happy weekend, everyone!

This entry was written by Brian, posted on January 19, 2008 at 9:31 am, filed under Personal and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

3 Comments

  1. Wendy
    Posted January 20, 2008 at 11:01 am | Permalink

    I’ve seen the ads for this movie but didn’t realize it was already playing in theaters. I’ve wondered if the role of an “old man” is tough on Jack’s ego at all. He was such a hellion and a heartbreaker in his day. He probably still is.

  2. alyson
    Posted January 21, 2008 at 8:24 am | Permalink

    Are you sure you weren’t there Wendy? When we got out of J’s truck we saw Stella in the truck next to us. Brian claimed she was stalking him.

  3. Ashley
    Posted January 21, 2008 at 6:23 pm | Permalink

    that is some excellent, hilarious advice.

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