I like to move plants around. I’m talking about shrubs, not house plants. I know it’s not good for them, but I envision one growing in a different spot and just have to try it out. I’ve had pretty good luck with it so far, but my neighbors think I’m retarded.
If another driver makes me [...]
God and Google are the only ones who know why some of these search strings resulted in traffic to my site, but here they are for your viewing pleasure…
flamingo toilet paper stand
Do flamingos even use toilet paper?
hermaphrodites allowed to marry themselves
Marrying one’s self could result in a really messy (and bloody) divorce on down the [...]
I dare you to not get this song stuck in your head.
I was feeling glum on Sunday, so a movie outing with Karen was just the thing to lighten my spirits. We also had a great time laughing at her loaner car - a baby blue Caddy with gold-plated emblems and paneled interior. She’s been getting a kick out of driving it around town and I [...]
We went to see The Bucket List last night with Alyson and J. It was a very touching and heartfelt movie that left me in tears (big shock, eh?).
There was one hilarious part with Jack Nicholson where he gives his assistant some valuable advice about aging.
Three Things To Remember When Your Old
1. Never pass up [...]
